Andrew Jones,Yogi Berra

Here is a good one from Andrew Jones now of the Los Angeles Dodgers (Atlanta Braves):

"Most of the living legends I've been researching go back over centuries"

Um, ok Mr. Jones, maybe you can just hit the ball!


What's sports with out the old foot-in-the-mouth himself Yogi Berra:

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours"

That's right yogi!